Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You by Bradley Sands

Author:Bradley Sands [Sands, Bradley]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Bizarro
ISBN: 9781936383474
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: 2011-02-28T06:00:00+00:00

and the pediatrician asks him, “So, how’s the wife?”

“She’s good. No...she’s terrible. Driving me crazy. I think she’s going to leave me if I don’t buy her more bling. But I can’t afford it.”

“Hah, everyone’s leaving you these days. But I say good riddance. What is she, forty...”

“Forty-eight.”

“Yes, forty-eight. Too old. You’re a mental health professional and deserve a younger woman. Trade her in for a newer model.”

A police officer slams through the door. “Hostage situation at the downtown station! The guy looks just like Rico Slade, but bald and with tacky clothes.”

“Pardon me, I need to leave,” Harold says, then he whips out a razor and gives himself a quick shave on his way out the door.

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